I dedicated this week's Top Five Tuesday to one of my porno crushes, Dane Cross. I almost put this movie on the list, but I chose to reserve it for its very own porno review. One, because I have never seen him in a solo masturbation movie and two, because Chris Strokes (another one of my porno crushes) is up in the mix stroking his cock. There are a total of 10 masturbating men in Handyman Volume 4 so there is bound to be one for everyone. I am personally focusing my attention on Dane and Chris.
This movie is directed and narrated by Tina Tyler. She briefly chats with her subjects, films them as they get off and interviews them after the fact. The guys talk to the camera as if they're talking to you. "I wish you were hear", "I wish you were wrapped around my cock", fairly standard dirty talk fare. It is a little more genuine from some than others. What I definitely DON'T like about this movie is the terrible hotel lobby back ground music. It sucked because I wanted to hear what the guys were saying so I couldn't mute it. It isn't the worst tragedy that I've faced in life, but it's definitely a porno bummer.
We open up with our short chat with Chris Strokes. He is such a cutie. He loves to give the camera the flirty eye brow raise - a little corny, but endearing. Cut to his jerk off scene. I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this before, but damn this boy has a big beautiful cock. He is sporting 10 ½ inches solid man meat. He looks great stroking it to and so do his toned chest and ab muscles. He fakes us out a few times and tenses up like he is about to come before he actually does. I don't mind though, he grips the arm rest of his chair and we get to see his rippling delts and their nice striations. Yeah, I like muscles, what of it? He blows his load after he tells us to look at what we do to him (ala playing with his sticky pre-come). During his post orgasm interview we find out that he likes the "exotic ladies" and spends 4 hours per day in the gym.
Dane Cross is up next. He isn't necessarily soft spoken, but he has a bit more shyness to him than our ballin' boy, Chris. We wake him up in bed and find that he his hiding his nice thick sizeable cock under the sheets. As prescribed, he plays with himself and talks to the camera. His words seem a little less genuine, as Dane is more of the "suck my cock now" type of guy rather than the "let me hold you" type of guy, but this just wasn't that kind of porno. He is shy, but dirty. We already know this from his work, but I'll point out that in the interview he mentions that he likes 180 girls that are similar to him. By 180 he means he likes nice clean cut girls that are total dirt bags under the sheets (umm, allow me to introduce myself). We watch Dane stroke it until he blows his load on himself and it is glorious.
I love watching solo masturbation movies as much as I love the crazy intense rough fucking movies. Watching people get themselves off is just plain hot - their o-faces, the way their bodies tense and flex, their hand movements. The fact that I got to watch two of my favorite dudes jerk off in the same movie was fan-fucking-tastic.
