Where The Sun Don't Shine 2 Toys! Toys! Toys!

It seems like every guy wants to try out a little ass-play and they are getting more and more used to admitting it. So as soon as Juice, the young Latino guy in the first scene, starts rubbing himself through his cargo shorts, you realize this isn't going to be your average "straight dude jerks off" kind of movie. He introduces us to the "friends" he has brought along: two toys for his ass. One is a tapered purple dildo perfect for anal play. Juice takes it on his back, but quickly switches to the other, a longer, ridged model while he talks dirty and fucks himself with one leg in the air. You'll like watching him jerk his stubby, bullet-headed dick until he squirts a load all over his hairy little belly - and, of course, hits the wall behind him with a few drops.

Ricky, a rough-looking white guy, is up next; his toy of choice is a thick double-headed dong that he takes with gusto. But you can tell that he wishes he wasn't alone and wishes he had a friend whose ass wanted to try out the other end of that dildo.

The next dude is one of the hottest, with a fresh-faced Irish look. I think I like him so much because he's wearing a wallet chain on his jeans, and trying to act all skater tough. He says he's straight blah blah blah and gets hard to the moans and cries of the pussy porn pounding away in the background, but he clearly likes his ass and wastes no time before reaching underneath his big balls and massaging his asshole. If you've ever played with a boyfriend's ass or jerked off with your girlfriend thinking about what to do with a guy's tight hole, check out the range of positions this dude shows us: his legs in the air with the purple toy from the first scene, up on his knees with a small orange dildo and then on his back. He's one of the few who comes with the toy inside him, rubbing his dick with one hand and fucking himself furiously with the other.

Other highlights are the dude in a baseball cap with really hairy legs and the terse boy with a goatee in the finale scene, who takes one of those enormous toys that's longer than his arm and thicker than his wrist (!) and tastes his own cum. -Don Wiener